John is an annoying prick, Alison is not sure she’s staying sane, and Liz is going to a beach.

John is an annoying prick, Alison is not sure she’s staying sane, and Liz is going to a beach.
John has cats, Alison has a milkman, and Liz has a gecko.
John wants Palm Springs to win a Hugo, Alison is lonely, and Liz is not going to buy a Nintendo Switch.
John thinks that arguments should be more nuanced, Alison disagrees in every conceivable way, and Liz summarises.
John edited a podcast, Alison ran all the parties, and Liz programmed a convention.
John was on time because he’s stuck at home, Alison was on time because she’s stuck at home, and Liz was late because she was having her toes done.
John went to bed before Alison, Alison is not at all sleepy or hungover, and Liz had a better offer.
John is bathing with Weetabix, Alison is eating a croissant, and Liz has good hearing.
John, Alison, and Liz are QUITE BUSY
John has finished his TAFF report, Alison wants you to upgrade to Zoom 5.3,and Liz ate a cake.